The Write Off Diaries Part 2 -

In Part 1 of this series, we met the delightful dual personalities of corporate financial reporting: book income (the peppy version they show to investors) and taxable income (the Oliver Twiste orphan they show to the IRS). Today, we meet one of the most boring-sounding yet financially devastating tools in the corporate tax toolbox: depreciation.

If that word just made your eyes glaze over, you’re not alone. Depreciation is the beige carpeting of tax policy — bland, dull, everywhere, and quietly hiding decades of corporate tax avoidance beneath its neutral tones.

What Is Depreciation Supposed to Be?

In theory, depreciation is simple. Let’s say your company buys something big and useful — a building, a forklift, a 3D printer, or a machine that makes custom-shaped gummy vitamins.

You’re not allowed to deduct the full cost all at once. Why? Because, says the IRS, you’ll be using it over time.

“We know you bought a $10 million industrial printer, but you’ll be using it for ten years. So we’ll let you deduct $1 million per year.”

Okay, fair enough. Seems reasonable, right?

But “reasonable” and “corporate tax code” haven’t had coffee together in years.

Enter: Bonus Depreciation (aka the Tax Code on Speed)

Let’s say you don’t want to wait 10 years for your tax deduction. You want it all right now, like a kid demanding Halloween candy on the sidewalk.

No problem. That’s what bonus depreciation is for.

Bonus Depreciation, in a Nutshell:

  • Originally created as a temporary stimulus during downturns

  • Permanently juiced up in the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act

  • Allowed 100% immediate deduction of qualifying assets

  • Applies to new and used equipment, software, furniture, improvements — anything with a pulse and a SKU number

Yes, you read that correctly:

You could write off the entire cost of a piece of equipment the second you buy it — even if it will generate income for decades.

And if you think this sounds like giving out a participation trophy to Fortune 500 companies for spending money they were going to spend anyway — you’re catching on.

Example: The $50 Million Write-Off Party

Let’s say:

  • MegaCorp builds a $50M distribution center in 2022.

  • That asset qualifies for bonus depreciation (it will — trust me).

  • Under GAAP (book accounting), they depreciate it over 20 years.

  • But for tax purposes, they take a $50M deduction in Year 1 (assuming 100% bonus depreciation is in place….you’ll understand in a second).

Result:

And that’s a conservative scenario. For companies with cyclical earnings, real estate holdings, or huge expansion budgets (looking at you, Amazon), this deduction can wipe out taxable income entirely.

It's Not Just Buildings and Trucks

Bonus depreciation applies to:

  • Machinery

  • Office furniture

  • Computer systems

  • Drones, forklifts, and delivery robots

  • Entire server farms

  • Jet engines (seriously)

If your business model includes “buy something with a barcode,” congratulations — the IRS is helping you finance it.

And Here’s the Real Trick: Book vs. Tax Timing

Remember from Part 1: the IRS and investors get different versions of reality.

In the depreciation case:

  • To investors: “We’re writing off this asset slowly and responsibly over time.”

  • To the IRS: “We just spent $80 million last Tuesday and now we’re poor.”

This difference allows companies to:

  • Show strong, stable earnings to Wall Street

  • Pay little to no taxes to the federal government

The best of both worlds. Unless you’re the federal government. Or a taxpayer.

Bonus Depreciation Is (Supposedly) Phasing Out… Kinda

Here’s what the law says:

Depreciation Rates as of May 2025

Except — Congress loves this thing. Business lobbies love this thing. Accountants love this thing. This thing is not going away.

So don’t count on the phaseout. Count on a last-minute extension hidden in a “pro-growth competitiveness modernization family jobs act” sometime in Q4 of whatever year they feel like pretending to legislate.

It’s Not Just Buildings and Trucks — Enter: Section 179

Bonus depreciation gets all the attention because of its sheer brute force. But for many businesses — especially small and midsize ones — the real MVP of immediate deductions is Section 179.

If bonus depreciation is a cannon, Section 179 is a scalpel. Still sharp, still deadly — just a bit more… refined.

What Is Section 179?

Section 179 allows businesses to immediately deduct the full cost of qualifying equipment and property up to a limit, rather than depreciating it over time. It’s been around longer than bonus depreciation and was originally targeted at helping small businesses reinvest and grow.

But thanks to inflation adjustments and legislative generosity, the dollar amounts have ballooned. As of 2025, here’s what you’re working with:

Section 179

Yes, you read that right. You can:

  • Deduct up to $1.22 million under Section 179

  • Then apply bonus depreciation to anything above that

It's the deduction equivalent of double-dipping guac and nobody stopping you.

🔄 Section 179 vs. Bonus Depreciation: What’s the Difference?

Section 179 vs Bonus Depreciation

Section 179 is great for profitable small and mid-sized businesses that want to manage their deductions.
Bonus depreciation is great for corporations with big capex budgets or companies burning cash like tech bros burn through venture capital.

Example: The Power Combo

Let’s say MegaCorp, Inc. buys:

  • $2.5 million in new logistics equipment

  • $800,000 in office tech upgrades

  • $600,000 in leasehold improvements

They could:

  • Deduct $1.22M under Section 179

  • Use bonus depreciation for the remaining balance (since 2025 allows 40%)

Between the two, they still manage to wipe out over $2 million in current-year income, all while giving investors a lovely “capex efficiency” slide in the next earnings call.

The IRS: “We hope you’re investing in productivity.”
MegaCorp: “We are. In reducing your revenue.”

What You Should Take Away

Section 179 and bonus depreciation are the twin engines of corporate tax avoidance — one built for finesse, the other for brute deduction force.

Together, they let businesses:

  • Buy real stuff

  • Deduct fake losses

  • Offset real income

  • Maintain fake-looking profits

  • And do it all without spending a dollar more than they were already planning to

Whether you're a Fortune 500 logistics giant or a family-owned HVAC company, if you’ve bought something with a serial number in the last twelve months, the tax code probably wants to give you a refund.

What You Should Take Away

Depreciation — especially bonus depreciation — is one of the most powerful tax tools ever created. It allows corporations to:

  • Buy large, long-term assets

  • Deduct them immediately

  • Lower their tax bills for years

  • Report healthy profits to investors while simultaneously crying poor to the IRS

It’s capitalism’s version of having your cake, writing it off, and eating it with a gold-plated fork.

So yes, you can write off the depressing printer, the sad little warehouse, and the beige carpet of corporate despair — all thanks to depreciation. It's not glamorous, but it’s devastatingly effective. And it’s just the beginning.Next up in The Write-Off Diaries, we’re diving into stock-based compensation — the magical tax trick where executives get rich, companies get deductions, and the IRS gets played. It’s performance reviews meets Ponzi vibes, and yes, it’s all legal.See you in Part 3 — bring a calculator and a healthy dose of disbelief.